AAAGHHHH!

There are whole channels dedicated to this kind of dross now.

Ususal format is one or more bimbo types (male or female, and in one case somewhere inbetween), hosting a ‘pretend’ quiz with questions that are so easy that my dogs could guess them.

Purpose of the exercise is to get everyone calling in to the premium rate number where they are kept in a queue for long enough to rack up enough profit to cover any prize and running costs many times over.

Whilst this is going on the ‘bimbo’ has to waffle about nothing for a long as possible.

I know most people reading this would probably already know this, but just in case anyone doubts its, one of the channels was forced off air after an insider blew the story of how the ‘back end’ worked.

The originators, presenters and in many cases, participants have a special place in hell reserved for them. I don’t want to go into too much details, in case minors are reading this, but suffice it to say, it involves skin peel, salt, glasspaper and rubbing alcohol.