Firstly, I couldn’t really care less who is reading this, or whether you think I am a ‘cool dude’ or not. I don’t ‘get’ blogs and bloggers - bunch of sad fucks IMO, so why am a joining their moronic legions?

• I get angry at stuff.
• I work from home (on this ‘Internet’ thingy), and get bored easily.
• I’d like to vent a little every now and then, and it ain’t fair to keep kicking the dogs.
• I want to know my enemy a little better (yes, ‘Mr and Ms Blogger’, that means you).

So, read on - or don’t, I don’t give a shit - but if you do, and you feel like adding your worthless thoughts via the comments field, you might want to actually ‘think’ about them first - that means ‘real thoughts’, OK? Not those ’stream of consiousness’ things that bloggers usually do. ‘Cos, if you post something that doesn’t stack up I will either delete the comment immediately, or post something back that makes you wish I HAD deleted the comment.

I won’t play fair, I might not even let you reply. Ya see, its my blog - if you post a comment you are just part of my entertainment - don’t like it? Well don’t use my blog to whine about it, go get your own blog and use it to call me a bastard. However, don’t let that though put you off - you have a chance to make a bitter and twisted man a little less bitter and twisted - a chance to make me laugh, either ‘at you’, or ‘with you’ - doesn’t matter to me - you can ‘despise’ with me or be ‘despised’ by me,