Despised

I’ll tell you whats wrong with Britain – too many whingers complaining that ’something is wrong with Britain’.

We are still amongst the most fortunate people in the world – we may complain about health care etc, but it is still better than 95% of the rest of the world.

We complain about people being ‘rude’, we complain about the behaviour of young people, we complain about the work shy, and…. we complain about people who complain

…. and thats where I find myself now, and what prompted me to post again (think I should post more than once a year? well, fuck off – go complain about it somewhere else).

Here is what prompted me to post ‘Don’t Visit Britain” – a site that seems to enjoy complaining about Britain, and at least as far as the domain name is concerned, seemingly advising people to avoid this sceptred isle.

Ok – I must confess, I share some common ground here… if you are a typical American you really should avoid Britain – not because something is wrong with Britain, but because you are most likely a fat-as-fuck, poorly educated, burger-eating invasion monkey, and as such are simply not welcome here.

Most of the rest of the world really have no reason to avoid Britain – its a great place, as long as you avoid Liverpool, Birmingham, London, every city in Scotland, the bits of Wales that have more Welsh than English living there, Yorkshire, Norfolk, and most of ‘the South’. The rest is pretty nice though.

But I digress… it is one thing to make constructive criticism (as I do), but it is surely unacceptable to air our dirty linen on the internet – shame on you Mr “Don’t Visit Britain” website owner – you should just resolve your ‘issues’ the way the rest of us do, by making a hit list of the twats that annoyed you, finding out where they lived, and posting dog shit through their letter boxes – but you don’t, and for that, I despise you.