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Its easy to despise horse racing - I mean, where do you start? The only thing its got going for it is that it provides employment for midgets in pyjamas.

But lets look at the bad bits of Horse Racing.

  1. It clogs up my TV sports channel.
  2. The horses get injured and get shot (they never shoot the jockey’s when they get hurt, right?)
  3. Rich people only, please.
  4. Horse racing encourages betting (future rant coming on that one), which targets stoopid poor people and makes them poorer.
  5. Its boring - really. If you don’t think so, you are a congenital idiot.
  6. The horses don’t want to do it.

Now some horse racing fans have a problem with that last one. “Yes they do” they say. Ok, then Mr and Mrs HorseFace, if they really want to do it, why do they need a bloke with a whip on their backs? And when one of the horses manages to dump the jockey, it then goes round the fences if it can - not over them. Explain that them. Go on, I ‘m waiting. Thought not.

Now, if they really wanted to make it interesting to watch. make those little sods do it without the horses.

The sight of a 4ft 6 bloke in pyjamas trying to clamber over a 6 ft fence whilst trying to fend off similarly clad midgets with whips would be far more enternaining.

5 Comments »

  1. >>far more enternaining

    is that some one who means entertaining but has got a bad cold

    Comment by johnathon — January 28, 2006 @ 8:30 pm

  2. OK, I see, lets have a dig at a few spelling mistakes shall we.

    Well you can just fcuk fof.

    Comment by TheDespiser — January 29, 2006 @ 12:38 pm

  3. horses love racing ,and they are fit and ready always.the trainers and owners are more caring about there animals than the negative uneducated cheapshot individuals who have nothing better to do.beleive it or not the punter bookie trainers etc care about horses and the sport in general so get of there backs.the attendances for horse racing has gone up every year at biig meetings its a social gathering .to call it boring is ignorant.the atmosphere at ascot.york cheltenham is something special .long may it run.

    Comment by leslie.lumb — February 24, 2006 @ 1:42 pm

  4. Leaving aside the spelling mistakes (its ‘their’ not ‘there’) it is hard to know where best to start unravelling this pile of nonsense.

    >> horses love racing
    Really? Care to prove that.
    Horses have to be trained to carry a person precisely because they DON’T enjoy it.

    >>the trainers and owners are more caring about there animals than the negative uneducated cheapshot individuals who have nothing better to do

    ‘Uneducated’ ????
    Wow, given your poor grammar and spelling, God knows how dumb you need to be to appear on your ‘uneducated’ list. As you seem to think that ‘being educated’ is required before one can have a valid opinion would you care to list your qualifications here. That would make it far easier for everyone to appreciate the value of your comments.

    So, back to your nonsense. You claim that trainers, owners, bookies and punters care more about the horses than ‘negative cheapshot individuals’ (surely you can’t mean me?).

    Bollocks. Your evidence to support this is what exactly?

    The fact that attendances for horse racing go up every year is irrelevant. Calling it boring is not ignorant, it is an opinion - you clearly don’t get bored easily, I do.

    The whole industry is riddled with cruelty - go visit : http://www.animalaid.org.uk/racing/video.htm to become better informed.

    Your argument has no evidence to support any of your wild claims and is clearly no more than a knee jerk reaction.

    Thanks for supporting my case by allowing other readers here to judge the logic and educational standard of the opposing case.

    PS
    Bet you support Fox Hunting as well, no?

    Comment by TheDespiser — February 24, 2006 @ 2:30 pm

  5. I think Leslie knows the horses like racing because the horses told him.

    Did they, Leslie?

    Do you go to the park and feed pigeons? Do you have special names for them?

    Comment by Andy — February 26, 2006 @ 8:17 pm

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