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Golf - it’s a sport, right?

How does that work, then?

A Bunch of middle aged elitist fat blokes strolling round a field.

They call it a sport but lack the energy to carry their bloody golf bags round.

Lazy Fucks - in my opinion they should be forced to carry their own clubs and get strokes deducted for time taken - make the fuckers run round the course , then it would be a sport, until then its a bunch of fat blokes going for a stroll.

If golf is a sport, then so is ‘getting fat’.

And… why the fuck do they put it on TV - bizarre.

You see a bloke hit a small white speck, then the cameras show a picture of some clouds for a while followed by a white spec rolling on the grass. Whoopee, how do you follow that for excitement.

6 Comments »

  1. “Golf is the best way to spoil a nice walk - Winston Churchill said that”

    Dog - Lock, Stock and 2 smoking barrels

    I played golf once - there were 5 of us on a course with a 4 player limit (player limits - why?) so we got told off by the groundskeeper… of course we then split into 2 groups, and held all the members up even more, which pleased us no end, because we were all shit. I think the “winner” over 9 holes had a very respectable 63….

    Comment by TallTroll — January 30, 2006 @ 10:36 am

  2. Yep - that just about sums it up.

    As kids we used to play ‘pitch and putt’ at the local councli park - kind of like a poor man’s golf - the course was always full of screaming kids and unruly teenagers. I a play left handed, and there were never any left handed clubs. As a result I am ambidextrous at golf - I can play equally badly left or right handed.

    It says everything that this was more enjoyable than any trip round a ‘real’ golf course.

    Comment by TheDespiser — January 30, 2006 @ 10:51 am

  3. Ah now we seem to be getting to the bottom of things, its not that you dont like the sport of golf it’s because your crap at it you feel the need to despise it

    Comment by Debbie — January 30, 2006 @ 12:20 pm

  4. 5 on the golf couse in one go? Disgrace!!!

    You should have let the people behind you play through.

    Comment by Adam C — February 1, 2006 @ 3:45 pm

  5. why did you remove my last comment you miserable twat

    Comment by littletroll — February 20, 2006 @ 3:36 pm

  6. Pah - there are lots of things I am crap at that I DON’T despise. Like being polite and diplomatic.

    AFAIK I did not remove Littletrolls comment - are you sure you pressed the right buttons?

    Comment by TheDespiser — February 21, 2006 @ 2:17 pm

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